Fuck This Shit – Going to a Meeting – BLACK – Baseball Hat

“Fuck This Shit, I’m Going to a Meeting”

Some days, sobriety feels like a gift. Other days, it feels like you’re white-knuckling your way through every waking hour while the universe personally conspires against your serenity.

This cap is for those other days.

The “Fuck This Shit, I’m Going to a Meeting” cap captures the raw, unfiltered reality of recovery—the moments when everything’s sideways, your brain’s lying to you, and the only thing standing between you and a relapse is pure spite and a room full of people who’ve been exactly where you are.

Because here’s the thing: recovery doesn’t require you to be zen about it. It doesn’t demand that you smile through the hard days or pretend that life on life’s terms is always sunshine and gratitude journals. Sometimes, recovery is just showing up when you’d rather burn everything down. And that? That’s enough.

Product Features:

• 100% cotton construction (soft enough for your bad attitude)
• Garment-washed for that perfectly broken-in feel from day one
• Unstructured 6-panel design with soft crown
• Pre-curved visor (shields you from judgment)
• Adjustable fabric strap with antique brass metal snap buckle
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Cotton sweatband for comfort during your existential crisis

Why This Cap Exists:

Recovery culture loves its inspirational quotes. “One day at a time.” “Progress not perfection.” “Keep coming back.” All true. All helpful. All completely useless when you’re three seconds from telling everyone and everything to fuck right off.

This cap gives voice to the part of recovery nobody puts on a greeting card—the frustration, the exhaustion, the sheer bloody-minded determination to stay sober even when sobriety feels like the hardest thing you’ve ever done. Which it is.

It’s for the person who goes to meetings not because they’re feeling spiritual, but because it’s either that or something considerably worse. It’s for the days when your higher power feels unavailable and your default setting is rage. It’s for anyone who’s discovered that sometimes recovery is less “grateful recovering alcoholic” and more “I hate everything but I’m still not drinking.”

And you know what? That counts. That’s recovery too.

The Perfect Gift (Yes, Really):

This makes an ideal sobriety anniversary gift for anyone with a sense of humor about the absurdity of staying sober in a world that feels designed to drive you insane. It’s perfect for the sponsor who’s heard you say “fuck this” approximately 47 times this month and responded with “great, now go to a meeting.” It’s excellent for the sponsee who needs permission to be pissed off and sober simultaneously.

Some people want tasteful recovery gifts.

Others want something that acknowledges the actual experience—messy, profane, and honest.

This is for the latter.

Wear it to meetings. Wear it while running errands when everyone’s testing your patience. Wear it as a warning label. Whatever works.

Because some days, the most spiritual thing you can do is show up anyway.